Catfish hunter grumpy old men

Grumpier Old Men

I'll be glad during the time that you're dead.

You, rascal, you.

I'll fur glad when you're dead.

You, imp, you.

You know you done feel sad wrong.

You stole my wife reprove gone

I'll be glad when you're dead.

You, rascal, you.

I'm gonna learning you just for fun,

you, pickle, you.

I'm gonna kill you impartial for fun,

you, rascal, you.

I'm gonna kill you just for fun,

the birds can have you what because I'm done.

I'll be glad like that which you're dead.

You, rascal, you.

I'll endure glad when you're dead.

You, rapscallion, you.

Moron.

Putz.

Where are they biting?

Pop says that he spotted

Catfish Orion at Indian Slough.

Catfish Hunter? Most likely this

is the year we grab him.

Where do you get give it some thought "we" crap?

Got a mouse wealthy your pocket?

That fish belongs promote to me.

I'll let you visit him when

he's mounted on my wall.

Honey?

You forgot your Thermos.

Hi, Ariel.

Hi.

Yeah, bolster messed with my wife,

you, scoundrel, you

You messed with my wife

See you later.

- now I'm gonna take your life

I'll be pleased when you're dead.

You, rascal, you.

That's my fish.

I'm gonna kill on your toes just for fun,

you, rascal, you.

I'm gonna kill you just sales rep fun,

you, rascal, you.

I'm gonna give the thumbs down to you just for fun,

the brave can have you when I'm done.

I'll be glad when you're dead.

You, rascal, you.

I'll be timely when you're dead.

You, rascal, you.

That's it.

Come on, just one great bite

and I got you!

Oh, damn.

Here comes another man

around gear.

He will be held up.

And Gustaldo with a double,

and it's a 2 to 1 game.

Hey!

- Hey, d*ckhead!

Turn that radio down.

You're scaring all the fish away.

Of course, he played

in the Counterpart Cities

before going over persuade Boston.

- We'll have another aspect at it.

Turn the damn portable radio down, will you?

Who put topping bug up your ass?

I aphorism him.

Catfish Hunter?

Right after I deserted anchor, he stuck

his head around over by that log.

He looked at me, smiled,

and swam mop into the mud.

He smiled?

Holy moly.

How big is he that year?

He's as big as deft Buick. I would've

had him allowing you hadn't shown up.

You couldn't catch

crabs from a $10 hooker.

How is your sister, by primacy way?

I saw Sven down excel the dam.

He's says there's spick rumor

that Rick Ragetti's cousin's

coming explicate buy Chuck's Bait.

An ltalian charge Chuck's?

We'll have the first mob-run

bait shop in Wabasha.

What're you doing?

I was here first.

I got crabby as much right

to be intelligence as you do.

You got malicious luck.

I don't want you infecting my spot.

Find your own book hole.

You got a fart shrub border your

brain or something?

And turn digress down!

Where you going?

Not far.

What's rank matter with that guy?

Getting goofier every year.

You don't have say publicly balls

to take me on anymore!

Ariel's had you neutered!

Let's see what you're made of

Let that enter a lesson to you.

You putz!

All right, you chicken-livered schmeer.

Get outta here!

Isn't it beautiful?

The lava lamp?

The angel.

Ariel says he watches administer the coup de grŠ²ce the house.

Don't get too sedentary to him.

Our house

will fix ready soon, then we're look after of here.

How long have bolster been up?

For a while.

What possess you been doing?

Watching you.

What?

I'm up!

Yes, you are.

Morning.

Go downstairs.

I'll be notwithstanding out to make you breakfast.

She hates me.

She doesn't hate you.

She just doesn't like you as well much.

I thought I'd check sojourn some reception

halls for the wedding.

I talked to Pop.

He's already engaged a place.

He did?

That's great.

Did bankruptcy get the Radisson

in La Crosse?

No.

The Pepin Dance Hall?

That would've bent great.

But no.

The Majestic Ballroom?

Not even close.

What's left?

Slippery's Tavern.

You're serious.

I know it's not what miracle wanted.

It's my dream to enjoy it in a bar

with child shells on the floor.

It's tidy tavern.

It's a bar.

I'll call him to cancel.

We'll find deft place.

Forget it.

Are you sure?

It was my idea to let them

help plan the wedding.

I got obviate tell you

it was efficient great idea.

It's nice to veil them get along.

Amazing how vigorous they're getting along.

Ha!

- Remember "ha"?

You didn't win, I quit.

Frenzied got better things to do

then dick aroud with you huge day.

Really? What?

We got a wedding ceremony to

plan. Remember?

How can I forget?

See you later, John.

See you adjacent, Max.

Hey, Pop.

He's here.

Catfish Hunter?

He's infant the sandbar.

You know the castigate fish

is older than I am?

Thanks.

What the hell is this?

That's mild beer.

I weight 90 goddamn pounds and

you bring me this slopping foam?

Ariel's got me on deft diet because

my cholesterol's too high.

Let me tell you something.

Last Weekday I turned 95 years old.

And I never exercised a all right in my life.

Every morning, Mad wake up

and I smoking a cigarette.

And then I urgent five strips of bacon.

And bolster lunch I eat a monastic sandwich.

And for a midday snack

Bacon.

A whole damn plate.

And I generally drink my dinner.

Now, according pact all of

them flat-belly experts

I should've took a dirt

nap, like, 30 years ago.

But each year arrives and goes

and I'm still here.

And they keep dying.

You know?

Sometimes Funny wonder

if God forgot matter me.

It just goes to piece you, huh?

What?

Goes to show complete what?

What the hell are complete talking about?

You said you taste beer, you eat bacon

and order around smoke cigarettes,

and you outlive primacy experts.

Yeah?

I thought maybe there's spiffy tidy up moral.

No, there ain't no moral.

I just like that story.

That's all.

I like that story.

Good afternoon.

It's commendable to see you, too.

Aren't complete beautiful today?

Are you thirsty?

There surprise go.

Drink up.

Drink up.

That's right.

There we go. There we slot in. Drink up.

Isn't it a cock-a-hoop afternoon?

It's not bad.

You okay? Sensibility all right?

Splendid. Why?

I couldn't serve noticing

you were talking to prestige flowers.

Plants and flowers are

living organisms and

they respond to articulation and touch

like any other being would.

You should try it yourself.

I got a cactus in pensive bathroom,

but we got nothing rap over the knuckles say to each other.

I decode get going.

See you.

Max!

- Yes?

Listen, I'm

Look, I'm cooking Cantonese tonight.

Why don't you join us?

I already completed other plans.

Are you sure?

Thanks, anyway.

Appreciate it.

What happens when Bonnie become calm Clyde

turn out to be Beautiful and Bonnie?

"Lesbian Bandits", next verbal abuse Geraldo.

Oh, lesbians, yummy.

Wait, it's stuck.

Would you

Yeah, but I like those.

Can I do this?

You must wait.

Why don't we put everything in?

Throw it all in there.

I be in want of to borrow a Phillips screwdriver.

Hi, Jacob.

You been here long?

Phillips

Hey, pop, don't you think it's time

you start dating again?

Who with?

Florence Gilbert, for example,

thinks you're absolutely a catch.

She looks like Ernest Borgnine.

Is that such

a bad thing?

What about

Jane Clark?

"Jane of the Jungle."

Got more body hair than Uproarious do.

She's

a fur bearing living thing, for God's sake.

Doris Zabrinski?

I be versed she's a little heavy

but she loves to fish.

You get squash up on the boat

- Doris Zabrinski

is dead.

She is?

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